xlegendable: Would you rather...?

Slip and fall in the mud, makes you look intense like you actually did something. :D

Would you rather order a penis shooter or dirty orgasm from the secret menu from Jamba Juice. :D

i think its screaming orgasm and yea that one, Would you rather be blind, deaf, and mute or have every bone in your body broken everyday

Bones broken. Eating shit every day, or getting kicked in balls every day

Kicked in the balls cos I aint got none!
Getting at a
Cute girl/boy, but they're sooooo utterly stupid/annoying/whatever
or
ugly girl /boy with the best personality & has heeeeeella moneeeeey.

Ugly cuz I'd get lots of money.

^I'll post for him.
Would you rather run into safeway naked or be handcuffed to a person who is running thru safeway naked.

handcuffed everything is more fun with someone else, would you rather climb to a summit of a volcano just to roast a marshmellow or go to the northpole just for ice

north pole, would you rather be stuck in a box for the rest of your life or live without "life"?

whoaa that didn't really make sense with the whole live without "life" but like really boring wise and yea.. no excitement kinda thing .

stuck in a box, would you rather eat a dog or watch a fat guy do " single ladies" in a leotard

Watching the fat guy would take up less time.

Would you rather have a blowjob from a Charmander or a handjob from a Geodude xD

Um. Blowjob by Charmander. XD There's nothing to blow. and charmander > geodude.

Would you rather watch race a 100m against Hiroki or Ben Lu?

You mean have a race? *coin flip* Hiroki

Listen to It's A Small World or Poker Face for 24 hrs?

It's a small world.. -Insert Lady Gaga Rant-
Would you rather Win 1000 or be the most popular kid at school.

i'll take the thousand
would you rather drop the soap in jail or get your balls kicked 200x

fuck thats hard.........balls kicked probablly.......
getting all the skin peeled off your body or having sex with mrs. bergland

Jiexi748 days ago

skin peeled,

would you rather be forced to watch 24 hours meatspin, or rip off your finger nail?

finger nail....

Being reborn in poor african family or killling your mother

meatspin, cuz i lol'd at that shit and it just gets stupid after a while

would you rather get your balls ripped off or both your ears?

lol tulegit ninja'd me

ears.....

i say poor african family cuz once you go black you never go back

would you rather travel the world and die in a month or die tomorrow unknowingly thhat you will die?

travel the world.....tear shit up haha


having both arms amputated or legs amputated

i say arms, i cant hike w/out legs

would you rather get a picture taken of you naked and posted on the internet or get arrested for internet file piracy?

Arrested of internet file piracy 8D

Would get hit by a motorcycle or a car?

motorcycle.

Get quickly raped or tortured with the chinese water torture for 24 hours?

depends....would i be raped by an std free hot woman?

chinese water torture

You failed and forgot to mention something for the next poster.
So now I have nothing to respond to. ):

Would you rather get kicked in the genitals or punched in the face by a professional boxer?

Jiexi748 days ago

1 pound of bees

would you rather get AIDs, or break every single ligament you have

ligaments, they'll heal, with aids ur fucked for life

would you rather get cleanly shot in the heart by a poison arrow or shot in the face with a shotgun?

Jumping off a cliff, I'm open to new experiences :D

Would you rather watch Barney or Word Girl for 24hours straight?

dude barney is the shit, so barney

death by being slowly cut in half or disemboweled?

Disemboweled, go out cool as fuck like in a movie. >:D

Run a douchebag over with a car or see him eaten whole and pwn'd by a huge ass snake like in Snakes on a Plane.

Jiexi748 days ago

run over with car

24 hours of "the wheels on the bus go round and round" playing in your mind so loud that you can't hear anything else, but you can see stuff

or... 24 hours of being blind and deaf?

24 hours of being blind and deaf... I think I'd actually prefer to experience each individually though.

Own'd in the face by a flying cow or a flying fat ass. XD

cow, i prefer asses not on my face

face ripped off and sewed on upside-down or genitals ripped off and sewed on upside-down?

Genitals, I don't think it makes a big difference for a girl and no one really sees it unless... yeah. XD Unlike your face. Being on your face.

Getting your nails ripped off or a thousand needles in your eye.

Jiexi748 days ago

oh god... i can't play video games either way, nails ripped off.

Lose your teeth or lose your eyelids

teeth cuz i can get dentures

Getting your fingers or toes smashed down to the bone?

Toes, Would you rather be in 2 girls 1 cup the sequel or be the one to clean after them?

clean

rather get raped while on ruffies or shot in the foot

Shot. (They're both pretty even.)

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

deaf, if i was blind i'd kill myself over not seeing the beautiful things in the world

would you rather be on a plane or on a boat lol

both. I have a boat plane!

would you rather do ms bergland or ms oaks?

I'd rather just commit suicide, I can't answer a question like that. D:

Would you rather fall off an extremely tall building or an extremely high cliff?

building, chances are I might land on someone to break my fall

would you rather be starved or worked to death?

Both. At the same time. If they were the same hight then it would not matter which one you jumped off of because you would hit the ground with the same force.

Would you rather lose the game or be rickrolled?

Rickroll'd. XD At least there would be a funny ending.

Would you rather have a black, blue, red, or green pen? o.o

Jiexi748 days ago

blue? lol

would rather have a sharp pencil with no eraser at the end, but you get a separate eraser or a dull pencil with an eraser at the end?