TuLegit: what is your favorite joke?
13 comments / Topic created: 840 days agodoesnt have to be favorite, just one that you think is funny.
i really dont care if it is a racist joke.
ill start off by saying
What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded!
Lol I'm sensing this is gonna be a racist joke thread...
What do you call a black priest?
HOLY SHIT!!!
ahhhhh thats an old one..
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
what's the one word you never want to call a black person that starts with an N and ends with an R?
neighbor
told this one online just now lol
What's the different between a bench and a Mexican..?
A bench can support a family xD
a black guy and a Mexican are in a car, whose driving?
the cop
How do you know an Asian robbed your house?
Your computers are upgraded, your homework is done, and there's an Asian backed up into your fence.
ungraded? as in the opposite of upgraded?
Thanks for catching that :P
np xD
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
pwnt?
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you."
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says
to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."