god: The Person Below Me...

Hello again.

God wishes to see people play The Person Below Me.

It is a simple game. The poster makes a statement about the next poster starting with The person below me (TPBM for short). The next poster responds to that statement and makes a new statement about the person below them.
Example:
Person 1: TPBM is wearing socks.
Person 2: No, I am not wearing socks.
TPBM is listening to music.
Person 3. Yes. I am.
TPBM is listening to this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Person 2. I wasn't until I clicked on it.
TPBM clicked on the link.
ECT ECT ECT.

Rules:
1. No double posting
2. No lying.

I will start.

TPBM is wearing fuzzy socks.