TuLegit: Funny Movie Quotes.....

every line in The Hangover

"Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her? " - Borat

LOL Borat was the dopest movie ever...except for the hotel scene. that was hella homo

hahh yea...

dude. no one can beat me in this category.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. milk was a bad choice..."
-Anchorman

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis. -borat

-This house is a prison!!
-On Planet Bullshit!!
-In Galaxy This-Sucks-Camel-Dicks!!
step-brothers.

MY FAVORITE LINE FROM BORAT:

"What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos. "

Borat has too many good quotes.

"Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew. "

So bad though :/

-Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
-Like two and a half.
-Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!
-pinapple express

you telling me man who try to put rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
-borat

You see this? There's no hair under here!(armpits)
What's the significance of that?
It makes me aerodynamic, for fighting!
-pinapple express

She's dtf, man. down to fuck. she wants my dick in and around her mouth.
-superbad

Well, we'll be safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.

???

i got cha daniel.

FUCK!! I SHOT BILL MURRAY!!
-zombieland

omg, 'He wants to explore your Whispering eye'!

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
-stepbrothers haha

-yes. i am the famed luchador. NNAAAAAAACCHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
-who?

¡nacho libre!

"Our arrows will blot the sun"

lawlz

"Johnny, do you like movies about gladiators?" - Airplane!

"How do i know its the one?" "it'll try and kill you"

-avatar

-When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
-You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.

Funny People

this is definitely not sparta. -300

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger." -Talladegga Nights

i think i win

"I hid under your porch because I love you" :D

If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together :-*

Oh crap, wrong topic ._.

Jiexi! Hurry up with the post deletion function!!!

"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."
-Juno

Your Eggo is prego
-Juno